Yo mama so fat, when she got hit by a bus she asked, “Who threw that rock?” Yo mama so ugly, she walked into a Haunted House and walked back out with a job application. Yo mama so fat, when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked her to move out of the way. Yo mama so dumb, she called me to ask for my phone number. Yo mama so stupid that she thought Star Wars was a war for stars. Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her. Yo mama so ugly, her own portraits hang themselves. Yo mama so fat, she can’t even jump to a conclusion. Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince. Yo mama so poor, when I jumped in a puddle, she said, “What are you doing in my bathtub?!” Yo mama so lazy she woke up from a coma and went to sleep.
Next: 155 Dad Jokes, Puns, and One-liners Yo mama so dumb, she puts lipstick on her forehead to make-up her mind. Yo mama’s so short when she plays fortnite she can hide under the freaking store. Yo mama so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and still is late to work. Yo mama so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook. Yo mama so mean, they don’t give her happy meals at McDonalds. Yo mama so stupid she thought light sabers had less calories. Yo mama so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie. Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time. Yo mama so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for their new world. Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, ‘Beware of the dog!’ Yo mama’s so stupid she thought fortnite was fork night.
Yo mama so fat, she makes Godzilla look like an action figure. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop. Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
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But here is a small assortment of yo mama jokes to briefly remind you what being a child consisted of, and even if your humour has advanced since then, hopefully the nostalgia of yo mama jokes can make you crack a smile. Now we’re older, we’ve determined yo mama jokes to be too crass, too crude, insignificant in the grand scheme of adulthood. Yo mama jokes were the crux of our childhood, found in any joke book, said as a reply to any insult, used as light teasing in any friendship. By the time we got off at our bus stops, we weren’t strangers anymore. We were dying to outdo the other, tell the most vulgar, outlandish yo mama jokes which would make us belly laugh. My memory is hazy now and I can’t remember who spoke first, but by the time we were halfway home, we’d started firing yo mama jokes at each other. It had been the first day of school and we were strangers, sharing an awkward journey home. I recall being twelve, jostled into any spare seat on the school bus home, and being sat next to a wide-eyed, tight-lipped boy.
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